Haha's of Today :D

gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

kimikomuffin:

ok I was going to reblog this anyway
and then the one in the middle

kimikomuffin:

ok I was going to reblog this anyway

and then the one in the middle

vinebox:

People so fake

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

me: looks at pet sleeping
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet: breathes
me: oh thank god i thought you died

acomas:

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

brogre:

Shrek came out on the 22nd of April, do you know what else happens on the 22nd of April? Earth day! And what does the Earth have? Layers! Can atheists explain this?? HA, NO

Shrekmate, nonbelievers!